food thats bad webweave

Oh. A genuine melody

NO. It is ironic and self-hating.

date idea: u tell me exactly how u feel about me in specific detail until my brain calms down and stops thinking u hate me

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Only those who are over 65 years of age or have a "high-risk health condition" will be permitted to receive the 2025 COVID vaccine.

this is a terrible development from a public health standpoint but from a personal standpoint if you want the vaccine: lie. lie your ass off.

your pharmacist won't ask what the qualifying health condition is (i don't think they're even allowed to), just make you check a box on the paperwork that you have one. your insurance may not pay for/reimburse you for the vaccine, but that won't keep you from getting it (as long as you can afford it - obviously big separate problem there.)

anecdotally: i have done this for years and no one cares. i've gotten a covid booster every 6 months for the past four years by checking the high risk box and absolutely no one has batted an eye, including my insurance, who theoretically probably know i don't have a qualifying condition.

so lie your ass off and go get your shot!

You may not even have to lie. Here's a list of "high risk" conditions.

Vulcan (Vulkhansu)

• Vulcan Language Research Project
  
• Vulcan Language Dictionary
  
• Vulcan Writing Systems at Omniglot
• Korsaya
  
• Vulcan Language at Memory Alpha
  
• Vulcan Language Institute
• Vulcan Language Official Tumblr (No longer active, but still good info)

Cardassian (Kardasi)

• Cardassian Language Tumblr
  
• Kardasi Dictionary
• Kardasi Grammar Summary
• Cardassian Writing System Part 1
• Cardassian Writing System Part 2
• Cardassian Writing System Part 3 (Numbers)
• Kardasi Quizlet Class
• Cardassian Language at Memory Alpha

Klingon (Klingonese)

• KlingonTeacher on Youtube
  
• Learn Klingon Facebook Group
  
• Klingon Teachings 
  
• Klingonska
  
• The Klingon-English Dictionary by Marc Okrand PDF
  
• Klingon Language at Memory Alpha
• Duolingo Klingon Course
  
• Klingon Language Institute
• Klingon Language Assistant App (For Android Phones only)
• Klingon for the Galactic Traveler by Marc Okrand
• Conversational Klingon by Marc Okrand
  
• Power Klingon by Marc Okrand
  

Romulan (Rihannsu)

• Imperial Romulan Language Institute
  
• Romulan Writing System on Omniglot
• Central Institute of the Romulan Language
  
• Romulan Language and Culture Institute
  
• Romulan-English Dictionary
• Romulan Language at Memory Alpha

Ferengi

• Ferengi Language at Memory Alpha
• Ferengi Writing System Part 1
  
• Ferengi Writing System Part 2
  

Bajoran

• Bajoran Language Project
• The Bajoran Language File
• Bajoran-English Dictionary
• Bajoran Language at Memory Alpha

Trill

• Trill Language at Memory Alpha
  
• Trill Language at Holowiki (Not sure how accurate this is)

Dominionese

• Dominionese at Memory Alpha
  

Borg (Alphanumeric Code)

• Borg Language at Memory Alpha
  

Andorian

• Andorian-English Dictionary
  
• Andorian Language at Memory Alpha
• Andorian Languages at Memory Beta
  

OH FUCK YES.

Floor Time

options include:

• flat on your back and starfish out
• facedown, aggressively
• on your side hugging a pillow or plushie
• L shaped to the wall with feet up wall
• whatever the fuck you want

let yourself melt and unclench your jaw

especially lie the fuck down when your resting heart rate is too damn high :/

I'm literally so colorful and fuckable and for what. None of the humans appreciate my fancy leg bands and alluring eye markings. My feathers are so well preened and I catch lizards like nobody but nooooo it's all about having BOOBS I can't help I'm a fucking bird JESSICA not all lesbians have mammal glands

This is a hard thing to hear but i genuinely say it with care and best wishes:

Keep using your brain and trying that hard thing no matter how foggy. Feel stupid! It's ok! I promise you are not stupid. I promise your brain will appreciate it. And that with time it will be valuable that you tried.

It's so easy to lose a whole week to brain fog. But your brain and body don't just stop existing that week (though it can feel that way). It's so important to try to incorporate puzzles anyway. Cook a meal from a scratch, do a jigsaw, the wordle, sudoku, use your other hand, learn a new card game, watch a brand new show, do simple math equations, write words backwards, learn a new language (or even just random phrases from a few), play a podcast, read a fun article or magazine, try a new creative project. Something! To help you feel better longer and keep your brains synapses synapsing.

Find a way to push yourself into it. Ask a friend to do it with you, set a timer, build it into your routine, have a bunch of fun games on your phone, puzzles by the bed, set your google to open straight to wordle.

TO CLARIFY: neuroplasticity is magic. And CONTRARY to prior belief it does not just stop after like 25. The brain can recover in exceptional ways so if you feel behind, or feel like you lost so much of what you knew due to a deep spell of illness or depression or injury; it's never too late. Never too late to nuture your brain to a better state of health.

So have a glass of water, take a deep breath and please join me in feeling really stupid trying to finish a "simple" puzzle and know we are all doing a very good job. ❤️

“Explain”

“Clarify”

You’ve heard of Aristotelian logic, classical logic, propositional logic, first-order logic, now get ready for: toddler logic

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

big fan of the way people portray clark after a fight without a hair out of place and then there's bruce who looks like he got dragged through the lower pits of hell, crawled his way out of the grave, and fist fought god in a back alley.

UNEARTHED ANCIENT BABY VIDEO

trying to sleep but i just remembered those tweets by lauren faust when she discovered what the equestria girls toys looked like and it upset her so much that she drew herself as the hulk. obsessed

most deserved hater moment of all time

I don't want an amicable resolution I want Caleb Hearon to shoot Mr. Beast in the streets in real life and put him down like a rabid dog

I am BEGGING for an open-world game with a functioning train or tram.

Like, you actually have to wait for it in real-time, physically step on, then wait for your stop with the ability to actually explore it and chat with the other riders

No loading screens

And when you aren’t on it, you can look over and see it doing its route without you, picking up and dropping off patrons whether you’re there or not

please i need a video game that captures the joy of free public transit

This would be so good, the worst thing about open world games is getting between locations on opposite sides of a map, imagine how easy it would be if you could have public transit, and it would be more interesting than a simple fast travel mechanic